Clueless Guests Quotes

[batsmouth]

Can I get a PM with this info please? I could use a laugh right now.

Me too, about to start a 13 hour shift and could use with some comic relief.

 

[John321]

My favorite is on the HHN FB page " whens the theme going to be announced ? "

 

[Cecilia]

My favorite is on the HHN FB page " whens the theme going to be announced ? "

You wanna talk about Facebook? Oh Lord, the things I've seen written about Despicable Me...

"Is it open yet?"

"Is it a ride or a live show?"

"I hope this is open next year when I visit..."

...

 

[John321]

hah it should be a new thread..

 

[Brian G.]

This is Clueless Guest Actions:

So in line for a drink at USF, there were these 2 boys in front me. They had to be around 9 or 10 years old and they were messing around. One of the boys, we'll call him Punkass, decided to reach down his pants and reach for his jollies. He proceeds to take his hand and extend it to the other kid, who shall be known as Dummy, for him to sniff it. Dummy did so, repeatedly; and they both laughed hysterically each time.

2nd incident arose while in line for DM. It was a long wait, listed at 60 min (which really became 90 because they decided to let Express become priority) when the boy, about 6, in front me ran off to the side of the bushes and started to relieve himself. Meanwhile, back in line, his mother just glanced over at him like what was going on was acceptable.

 

[Vyrus]

^ That should be retitled Clueless REDNECK/MIAMI CUBAN RAFTER/HIALEAH Actions.....

 

[Cecilia]

That's beyond the realm of clueless. It's disturbing.

 

[frenzy88]

I had a guest who kept telling me the Mummy used to be BTTF. :bang:

 

[quickfire609]

Ok, this is a number of guest quotes you can actually read as it is a trip report on another site. I got suckered into reading it as it was going to be their first trip to IOA. I thought that it would be interesting to hear their opinions. Remember, I just wanted to hear their opinions of IOA.

Oh my god yes, I read this entire thing and it was absolutely insane how much detail she went into.

My favorite part was when she was told over the loudspeakers to stop taking pictures during a ride.

To actually contribute, I can't count the times somebody has thought we are a Disney park (I work at UOR), but the special situation that sticks out in my mind is somebody asking if we were The Holyland Experience.

 

[Andy]

Oh my god yes, I read this entire thing and it was absolutely insane how much detail she went into.

My favorite part was when she was told over the loudspeakers to stop taking pictures during a ride.

To actually contribute, I can't count the times somebody has thought we are a Disney park (I work at UOR), but the special situation that sticks out in my mind is somebody asking if we were The Holyland Experience.

It was painful indeed...

 

[Jakemeister]

Brazillians: "Where's The Mummy? We want scary ride!"
Me: "Uhm...that's at Universal but Haunted Mansion is kinda scary."

 

[BJCool]

To actually contribute, I can't count the times somebody has thought we are a Disney park (I work at UOR), but the special situation that sticks out in my mind is somebody asking if we were The Holyland Experience.

I've known tourists that cross the Georgia/Florida line and say "We're in Disneyland!" :faint:

 

[greenth1ng]

Ok, this is a number of guest quotes you can actually read as it is a trip report on another site. I got suckered into reading it as it was going to be their first trip to IOA. I thought that it would be interesting to hear their opinions. Remember, I just wanted to hear their opinions of IOA.

First three long paragraphs: Deciding when to go, prices, when to go, prices, husband didn't want to go. My precious daughter.

Fourth long paragraph: Making a decision to book and which hotel would be best. Reasons why. This one that one and difficult cause husband didn't like that one or this one. Daughter is so precious.

5,6, seventh long paragraphs: Flight, airports, grumpy husband, precious daughter.

eighth long paragraph: the hotel

ninth long paragraph: waking up.

tenth long paragraph: arriving at the park. getting tickets. slow to get in. husband over it.

eleventh SHORT paragraph: It was detailed and neat.

twelfth SHORT paragraph: Olivanders cute. husband hated line. husband hated that they are trying to sell wands, husband hated that they dump you into a store. precious daughter seemed to enjoy it.

thirteenth SHORT paragraph: Bathrooms and moaning myrtle.

fourteenth SHORT paragraph: FJ, my camera, my camera, my camera, we all thought the greenhouse was stupid... husband hated the wait. Just missed the three actors coming out and talking so we moved on. Details inside were nice.

15th LONG paragraph... our return home ad nauseum.

I ain't kidding... this is a real post on another website. And if you saw the accompanying pictures... the husband looks like a frumpy accountant and the "Most Uninteresting Man in the World". The mother looks like she was on happy meds. The daughter looks like she just arrived from a christian cult ranch.

Can you please provide the link to this article? I would like to see it.

 

[PurpleFox]

When my ...uh.... friend saw the Avengers monorail he said "I bet they had to pay a lot for that advertisement"

 

[ThemeParks4Life]

In the Aladdin parking lot at MK:

"Are we parked in the Wizard's of Waverly Place lot?"

 

[Andy]

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the World Showcase Lagoon, in just 15 mins illuminations reflections of earth will begin.

"Well I guess their not doing Fantasmic tonight."

 

[insanepizzaguy]

One time in the Haunted Mansion queue a dad said the Haunted Mansion was a fun house.

 

[knokout1]

While working today at BGT a girl came up to me and asked me where they could buy the fastpass bracelets.

 

[Jwhee]

At my school they think they Jaws Ride closed because someone put there hand out of the boat, into the sharks mouth, and then the shark closed and dragged him under and he drowned... where do they hear these stupid things?

 

[universal_fanatic]

At my school they think they Jaws Ride closed because someone put there hand out of the boat, into the sharks mouth, and then the shark closed and dragged him under and he drowned... where do they hear these stupid things?

This one is actually true.:blank: