@Clive loving your write-ups. You're posts are a joy to read, and the imagery they invoke brings me right back to these places.
That said, Bar Moonshine sucks.
The (non-existent) queue, the TM standing outside with a menu to keep people from getting in the no-queue, the seating, the three tables, it is just bad.
Hopping Pot and the Fountain of Fair Fortune have it down (and the latter has zero seating!). So odd how wrong they got this one.