Hi!
So some of you know that I've never been to HHN Orlando. I've been trying to go since HHN25 and every year there was always something that came up. Last year I got the closest with everything booked and then... announcement of Cancelation.
So immediately this year I booked a 2 week trip in September (Sept. 21 - Oct. 4) and I decided very last minute last month that I wanted to do Opening Night as well. Didn't want to miss the hype so I had a quick flight from LAX to Orlando on Thursday Night/Friday Morning and flight back Saturday morning.
I feel as though in my years of attending Haunts this is the strongest event I have ever been to for any Haunt. Being doing Knotts since 2013, HHN Hollywood since 2015, and others (Dark Harbor, Fright Fest, Horror Made Here, etc) but this is easily one of the strongest lineups for any event I have done and I imagine my ranking when I come back will be very different than when I did them on Friday because the lineup is just that strong.
Shows:
Didn't do them. Will do them when I come back though!
Scare Zones:
5. Seek & Destroy - Bad Costumes and odd Tone. Love the idea but the execution is very poor.
4. 30 Years 30 Fears - Good starter Zone. Visually gorgeous but lacks the icons which is sort of a bummer.
3. Gorewood Forest - Also visually gorgeous and really felt like you were in a forest. Just feels bare in parts with actors.
2. Crypt TV - Some amazing costume design and the tone was incredible. Very true to the IP.
1. Lights, Camera, Hacktion: Eddie's Revenge - Went through this at 1am and it was still incredible. So many actors and so much energy.
Houses:
10. Beetlejuice (1 Time) - This was the first house of the night and I wasn't really excited for this House due to the HHN Lite videos and how this looked underwhelming compared to Bride and Tooth. Spoiler: It's much better in person. Really fun House with some awesome effects. The Lighting was incredible in spots. The 2nd Half is just weaker than the first half to me and in the grand scheme of the lineup this is definitely the weakest to me. But still such a good house.
9. Revenge of the Tooth Fairy (2 Times) - Really great sound design in this one. The House is driven by it's sound design and lighting to really make it feel like you are going through a storybook. Also really creative storytelling aspects to this house as it's story was completely clear. The house can be repetitive in ways but it still is a great house.
8. Puppet Theatre Captive Audience (2 Times): Gorgeous facade. I expect this one to go up in my ranking due to how unique and weird it was. If you took Knotts Pinocchio Unstrung and Black Magic and mixed them together you would get this house. Incredible Costume Design and just unique triggers. Felt very campy and the set design is incredible. Tons of details that I'm just now noticing from watching the walkthroughs. Incredible house.
7. HHN Icons Captured (2 Times) - Wasn't expecting this house to land so low but here it is! Personally felt some sections were stronger than others which is why it's much lower. But still a incredible house. Caretaker and Storyteller's sections were probably my favorite. Lots of really cool Easter eggs in this house and overall if you're a fan of these characters, these house will absolutely deliver for you.
6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Blood Brothers) (2 Times): Was very excited for this House when I heard it was Blood Brothers on EPN because I went through Hollywood’s Blood Brothers and loved that house but this House is even better.
If you told me a TCM house with No Kitchen and Dinner Table Scene and no Dialogue was an A+ house I would tell you that you are crazy.
But somehow this House feels insanely like the First film while incorporating elements from the 2nd film. This House didn't scare me but it felt so dirty and like the first film. So many great moments and there were 2 scares that wowed me.
- The Leatherface after the Pig Pen because the lighting is exactly like when Franklin's flashlight is going off when Leatherface kills Franklin.
- The Leatherface with Nubbins Corpse scare which is incredible in person.
Incredible house that delivered on every front.
5. Welcome to SCarey: Horror in the Heartland (3 Times) - A house that I was not looking forward that ended up being one of my favorites. I was expecting this house to bait on nostalgia and not be memorable at all but it was the complete opposite. Charming facade and just charming house. The House flowed really well despite being a mashup house and each section was incredible. The LT and Leave It to Cleaver sections were my favorite. I got some truly terrific scares in my 3 runs of this house.
The 2nd Hive Vampire gave me one of the biggest scares of the night. And on my 2nd and 3rd walkthrough he always got someone.
4. Universal Monsters The Bride of Frankenstein Lives! (2 Times) - Bride of Frankenstein is one of my favorite films of all time so I was super excited to see Orlando's version. Blew my expectations in every way. The Facade was mindblowing and chilling to see. Incredible Scenic Design and incredible moments spread all throughout the house. Truly better than every Maze based on the Monsters for HHN Hollywood. It truly felt like a Monsters film.
3. Case Files Unearthed Legendary Truth (3 Times) - This (And Puppet Theatre) and probably the most unique in tone of the Entire Lineup. This House has so much variety and incredible set design. The creature design was really well designed too and just so much creative stuff in this house. It was extremely campy which I enjoyed and reminded me of why I thought Slaughter Sinema on videos looked fantastic.
The Outside of the Kitty Kat Club like looked and felt like you were outside.
2. The Haunting of Hill House (3 Times) - I was already sold on this House when I heard Orlando was doing it. Orlando does incredibly well with anything with a huge scale (At least from videos). In the IP houses I've done from HHN Hollywood (Since 2015) and Orlando (Which again first year) this is my favorite IP House. Perfectly captures the tone of the show. The Facade is possibly the greatest I have ever seen in person. This House has incredible scares and I typically don't get scared. The Lighting was phenomenal.
The Black Hallway Ceiling Bent Neck Lady Scare was so creative in the idea of you're Young Nell and the Bent Neck Lady is above you. That was unbelievably creative.
If you watched the Show and liked it (Or didn't). Then you'll love this house.
1. The Wicked Growth Realm of the Pumpkin (3 Times) - What is there to say about this House? Some of the Best Scenic Design I have ever seen for a house. And so many details that I picked up in watching videos that I didn't see on my 3 walkthroughs. So many incredible moments.
- The Barn with the Scarecrow Esc Scares/Costumes.
- The Bridge with Cracks and on the left it looks and sounds like something is following you.
- The Cemetery with the Reaper Scare and the Fog and Red Lighting.
- The Witch's Cottage with the Cauldron (Which has a Body that comes up that the Witch pushes back in) and the Book with UV Text.
- The Finale inside the Pumpkin with all those incredible costumes the Pumpkin Lord coming out of the Pumpkin.
If you're going to HHN Orlando I would say this is the House to not miss. Perfectly embodies Halloween.
That's my review. Really excited to go back in Later September and see all of these houses again!