I feel that the cheap gags are okay, but definitely should not be what Zonko's in entirely comprised of.
Teebin--you're absolutely right about the more expensive display items. Though I do not know if they belong in Zonko's, I feel that somewhere in the park, they should have a place. If I were in the market for a Remembrall, I'd much rather have an actual glass one that looked exactly like Neville's from the films rather than an obviously plastic one.
And Luna's character is severely unrepresented. I think A LOT of people love Luna. I do. The cheap "Quibbler" (although it isn't
terrible--I own it and have it on my wall with the glasses displayed elsewhere) could've been made into something great. They have all the information in the world from the books to create a full magazine. With all the spotlights on Luna from the fifth through seventh books, it would have been easy to fill pages and make it convincing that Xenophilius Lovegood wrote it. And if they sold Spectrespecs that looked like the ones from the movie (a la the ones Acid Pop linked to earlier in this thread from the Warner Bros. store), they'd make a killing! I like Teebin's idea of the Lion hat. It would be a good product. I also think Filch's Emporium could use some Luna themed jewelry like Warner Bros. sells.
Okay, enough about Luna...
I do love most of the merchandise in the WWoHP, but Zonko's is BY FAR the weakest. At first I was upset when I found out they were combining Zonko's and WWW (I've gotten over it), but if that's what they are going to do, then they have endless options for products. I just whipped out HBP to get some ideas:
Skiving Snackboxes (like someone mentioned :thumbs:
Punching Telescopes (obviously they couldn't be AS violent as in the books...)
Love Potions (like Teebin mentioned, but not so intoxicating
maybe just a decoration)
There's probably much more that could be included, but these are just the first few things I saw when looking over the WWW part of HBP.
A couple things I wanted to mention before I end this long-ish post:
I quote:"Muggle magic tricks!" said Fred happily, pointing them out. "For freaks like Dad, you know, who love Muggle stuff."
(property of J.K. Rowling--of course)
So I suppose some of the normal stuff can be justified in this way.
Next, a bit of irony:
I quote:"Pygmy Puffs," said George. "Miniature puffskeins, we can't breed them fast enough."
Ain't that the truth?