"Turn right for Ice and left for Fire! Now, pick the dragon you desire"
"The left burns hot, the right turns cold, whichever you choose, you'd best be bold"
"Past this point of no return, your only choice is freeze or burn"
"Turn left for Fire, turn right for Ice! I know not which is best advice"
"Earthworms and rancid beer, why on earth are you still here?"
"You do not listen to this old magician, and so you'll need a good mortician"
"If you continue along this path, you will face the dragons wrath"