"...And we're going to have some performances over here."
"But there's no stage. How will people know something takes place here?"
"Don't worry about it. We're going to place a monolith in the back there."
"Your idea of getting people's attention is a giant rock?"
"Not a rock. A monolith."
(3 years later)
"Hey guys, we have to build a stage. It just doesn't work with performers at guest level."
"Alright, but we'll have to redo the monolith. That's the old monolith; we need a new monolith."
"Wait, why do we have to redo it? It's just a rock..."
"It's not a rock!"