A family of 3, circa January 15, 2016, their first day at Universal Orlando:
"Lets go to Hulk."
"Hooray!." You're the best, Mom!"
Closed.
"Oh well, how about we go to Universal and go on Twister and Disaster?"
"Meh."
"Come on, it'll be fun. Probably."
Double closed.
"OK, well, it's too cold for water rides, let's just do what we came here for, Forbidden Journey!"
"Forbidden Journey!!!! Yes!!!! I love you Mom and Dad!!!"
Closed.
"Alright, well, sometimes things just don't work out. Let's go to Diagon Alley and listen to a secret message from the Minsitry!"
The phone is disabled. As it always is.
*cue ruined vacation music
"I have a secret message for you Dad. I hate you."
"I hate you, too, son."
"I want a divorce, husband. My heart is as shuttered as all the rides here."
"Accio shut up, wife."
"Can I have some firewhiskey, Dad?"
"Why not, my 3-year-old son. Life is sadness.
"Drink hardy my child and let's go wait 255 minutes to become Minions."
If you are going to close Forbidden Journey for a week just to upgrade to 3D, maybe you should wait until 2017 when you don't have so many attractions closed down......unless you want to ruin families.