Someone had to be the first guy to say, hmm, I'm gonna put this raw slimy gooey oyster in my mouth. And now people eat it all the time. Not something I woulda done. But hey, someone's gotta be the Guinea pig.
Hey you, you wanna go down this slide and see if it breaks a little? Let us know how badly you get thrashed around and if you think it's safe or not.