FYI - You can be over 200 lbs and not be fat. Hell, you can be over 250 lbs, and not be fat.
Must be referring to Honu.
I was there Sunday, and it was not crazy with waits (We posted the wait times).
I feel bad, but in this guy's case - that happens. No different than waiting 200 min for Gringotts, and having the ride break down right before you ride. The only thing is you're walking around VB waiting instead of being in actual line.
Everything else though, yeah - not helping UO right now.