Don't want to continue today on a bad note, so for the sake of posterity, positivity, and gaining a sense of the scope of Universal's expansion, I'm going to post all the projects Universal is rumored to undertake within the next ten years.
2024:
Dreamworks Land (USF)
New Nightime Show (USF)
New Daytime Parade (USF)
Donkey Kong Jungle (USJ)
Detective Conan Theater Show (USJ, T2 Replacement, First Anime Attraction)
Minion Land (USS, opening next year per interview with Chris Meledandri)
2025:
F&F Coaster (USH)
Epic Universe (11 rides, 3 shows, 14 dining locations w/o kiosks)
Universal Horror Unleashed (Area 15 Vegas Attraction)
2026:
Universal Kids Resort (12+ rides, 7 distinct themed areas)
Great Hall Dining Experience (EU)
Super Nintendo World (USS)
2027:
Zelda Land (IOA)
2028:
Simpsons Replacement
LA Olympics USH addition
2030-2032:
Universal Studios Great Britain
Indeterminate Timeline
USJ Spider-Man Replacement
USJ Backdraft Replacement
Nintendo Expansion at EU
Monsters Expansion EU (Possible Creature from the Black Lagoon)