Which they do with IP. We’re not asking Disney to make X2, why are we asking Universal to make the Jungle Cruise?
Why
wouldn't everyone want to see what Universal Creative of the 2020s could do with a highly-themed boat ride? It sounds awesome to me.
Again, I don't get the perspective (not saying it's necessarily yours, Joe) that souped-up flat rides and kiddie play areas are apparently totally acceptable and great for Universal to build, but non-thrill/tech-heavy dark/boat rides are verboten.
It also has a height requirement, which is part of my whole point.
Which I mentioned via the ride vehicle. It's inexplicable it was designed that way. Presumably an extremely similar ride
could exist without a height requirement and with higher capacity.
I also think getting hung up, specifically, on height requirements* is missing a larger point. Even with a height requirement, and even if you don't think it's great, I think SLOP is exactly the type of attraction that both USF and Epic could use (or use more of).
But this discussion is potentially turning into a major digression for the thread. I'd be happy to continue it elsewhere if there's a more appropriate venue. Or not!
* Wanting more attractions with specifically
no height requirements is not an inherent ask that I'm making (others might be). If something like SLOP
must have a height requirement, then fine. We're using "no height requirement" as a kind of shorthand.