The amount of times I've heard, "I thought it'd be like Test Track." is staggering. If I remember correctly, the closest thing that Uni would have to the TT tech is maybe the patents we're assuming are for the Donkey Kong coaster. I've had people at my work suggest to me that they could've made it like Transformers or Spider-Man, but I'm sure there would be complaints about how they reused the same ride tech only 150 or so yards away.
The only logical solution for this ride is a wrecking ball.