Can we disgust the insanity of the last 2 episodes briefly? It's always fun for me.
1) Last episode, it appears only a handful of heroes survive the battle by the skin of their teeth. Then we find out... nah.... half the army is still around.
2) Sam lived. Sam. Lived. Sam.
3) Full frontal assault with the Dothraki. In the dark. Against an unknown army. Which wartime general developed the strategy "Send in cavalry first when outnumbered 50:1".
4) Do Targaryens just not scout? How the F are you not going to know there is an entire fleet of ships with giant crossbows???
5) And oh, the crossbow. Of course it'll hit a moving target. Not once. Not twice. But three times, one being in the neck. They couldn't hit that dragon once if they had 500 chances.
6) Maybe my favorite. Malisandre walking out to her death. Why were the bodies piled up 50 high on each side but she somehow had a straight
perfect path cleared for her.
Help me out. What else am I missing?
While some think the time travel of last season was the most egregious thing...
But the gold standard for me still goes to Jamie and Bron swimming across an entire lake with their swords and full armor and jamie's gold hand without being detected by an entire army.