Ok, I was unable to watch. Can someone please post a spoiler synopsis of what transpired? With 16 million viewers here in the US, I hope that it was worth it!
(spoiler tags are 'bracket' SPOILER 'close bracket' and ends with the same except a forward slash before SPOILER)
Arya killed the rest of Frey's men
Dany returned home
That one Greyjoy went to King's Landing to form a partnership with the Lannisters but was denied
Jon and Sansa got into an argument
Bran reached The Wall.
Sam discovered something with Dragonstone, I think. He also cleans up after old people.
Ed Sheeran popped up in a really forced cameo
That's about it. It was a weak premiere IMO.
Thanks! Now for my terrible memory for some names...
Arya is dragon lady right? No, dragon lady is Khaleesi, Arya is Ned Starks youngest daughter.
I am unclear on the remaining Greyjoy Euron is Theon's uncle from last season.
Bran is the cripple? Yes
Sam is the bookworm? Yes, and gets a crappy (pun intended) gig at the citadel.
...and who in hell is Ed Sheeran? just joking.
Cersei must have been busy with her knitting.:saywhat:
She thinks she is queen, Jaime is even giving her the same look you just hadWas not an amazing episode, but the opening scene is awesome!! And as with thrones, the beginning is the start of setting things up for later. It was still enjoyable.
That's about it. It was a weak premiere IMO.
So, Arya with the needle sword who was blind for a few episodes. I'm gettin' there.
Was Euron the scruffy guy that was involved in some kind of lakeside/oceanside initiation last year... the one who threw someone (his daddy?) off the bridge into the deep canyon?