The ride is just so fundamentally unserious and cheesy, and not in a good way that mirrors the films playfulness.
I think that's exemplified by the following thought experiment. If every single actor in Supercharged was replaced by a minion just speaking the exact same lines in gibberish but with subtitles, it would immediately be a better ride for the simple reason that the tone would fit perfectly. (And I absolutely *detest* the minions.)
Vin Diesel clinging onto a drone and doing awkward CGI acrobatics to save the day? Silly. Bob hanging onto a drone screaming and accidentally causing it to crash? Comedic genius. It just underscores how poorly the story beats of the ride work that the MINIONS would improve your overall coherency and fun factor.