belloq87
Platinum Member
The menu items at the Stakehouse better not have cutesy, jokey names (if this was Disney, you know they would). Just be a normal menu.
Yes. Theme parks are serious business!The menu items at the Stakehouse better not have cutesy, jokey names (if this was Disney, you know they would). Just be a normal menu.
Yes. Theme parks are serious business!
I wouldn't expect something like "Uncle Spoopy's Boo-venir Stand" for the rest of the businesses, but something more on the hokey side of Steampunk naming conventions wouldn't be out of the question. Anything you can add an "imus" or "orius" to, hahaThe menu items at the Stakehouse better not have cutesy, jokey names (if this was Disney, you know they would). Just be a normal menu.
All drinks have the option to be served in a souvenir Franken-Stein.Menu Leak:
Dracula's Chicken Bites
Frankenstein's Electric-Fried Chicken Wings
Calamari of the Black Lagoon
A dark and depressing land would actually be pretty unappealing. The target audience for this park is families. It's not HHN where it's mostly adults so you can get away with a lot more.
Alpha Centauri Expeditions vs Chester & Hester’s DinoRama. I get it.Okay, I think the pile-on can stop, now, folks.
To be clear: I'm not asking for a "dark and depressing" land. I also don't want a "goofy" land, either. I don't know why that's somehow an unfair desire around here, and I think the implication that I must hate fun, or something, is a wildly inaccurate reading of my position.
Basically. Something minimally kitschy and cheesy.Alpha Centauri Expeditions vs Chester & Hester’s DinoRama. I get it.
Every single Universal land is cheesy in some way. Even Jurassic Park, which is a borderline horror movie at times. I'm not sure what you were expecting.Basically. Something minimally kitschy and cheesy.
I don't think that at all precludes the land from also still being "fun."
Every single Universal land is cheesy in some way. Even Jurassic Park, which is a borderline horror movie at times. I'm not sure what you were expecting.
There's also Pizza Predatoria, carnival games, a rock climbing wall, and a roller coaster staring Mari-- I mean Chris Pratt.Now we're getting into semantics, because I wouldn't consider the JP land at IOA to be cheesy in the way I don't want to see from the Monsters.
Something in the general tonal space of River Adventure would be just fine with me.
There's also Pizza Predatoria, carnival games, a rock climbing wall, and a roller coaster staring Mari-- I mean Chris Pratt.