Please.
I agree with you so much on this. I'm not a fan of either franchise, but Despicable Me/Minions is a huge one for Universal. The fact that SLOP - the "lesser" franchise, comparatively - received a ride that blows Minion Mayhem right across the path out of the water in every conceivable way just underscores the notion that Minion Mayhem should be reconceived, especially since it's not as if the franchise itself is dead or going away anytime soon. If Universal decides to make that whole area of the park a fuller Illumination land, like with a Sing! show or whatever down the line, having a "better" Minions ride would anchor it a lot more. Whether it's a dark ride or a Crush's Coaster-like family inside coaster, anything would be better than what it is now with SLOP showing it up a stone's throw away.
But anyway, rant over, thanks all of you who keep sharing your experience with the ride! I can't wait to finally see it for myself next Tuesday!